Hey Seattle, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes
Those Junior Mints never stood a chance What's that? Another touchdown to Devin Hester? Another game where Cutler engineered a comeback through a deadly offensive drive built around plays more than 5 yards apiece? Take THAT, Kyle Orton. I love the Neckbeard as much as the next man, but there's no way that he could have engineered a drive like that. What, you're wondering where we've been all this time? Look - I know we've been lax. I know that our coverage is like a small drop of Preparation H on the raging hemorrhoids that is Chicago sports. We do what we can, when we can. For longtime readers, you know that things such as work, prison, and gay pride parades can come between us and the Dong. It happens - let's just get on with our lives. Here's a few things about the game you may not have noticed: The Bears have three receivers not named Olsen or Forte: For the first time that I can remember, the Bears have three legitimate receiving threats not playing the...