savoy076

As you all know, I have a man-crush on Thomas Jones. I want to smother myself between his biceps. Sometimes during Jets games, I would fantasize about being at the bottom of a pile with him... .... um, nevermind. Anyway, TJ just signed a 2 year deal with the Chiefs , sending Jamaal Charles' fantasy stock plummeting while giving Thomas Lenihan a nervous breakdown. UPDATE: Barstool NY is a fan too :

I have no idea if this is real or some kind of publicity stunt, but... I don't care. Still awesome.

CALL ME "JULIE" ONE MORE TIME. I FUCKING DARE YOU. As strange as this is for me to type, I'm going to try: "It's a good day to be a Bears fan." Man, that felt really weird. I mean, barring a couple months in the mid-80's, and that brief spurt in 2006, was there ever a time when you were excited for the Bears and not just blindly hoping for the best (see: Cubs fans, 1908-present)? Some of you could argue that Cutler was a good reason to get excited, but we had plenty of holes/issues going into last season. With Peppers, Taylor, and Manamanwich....whatever, we get a lot of reasons to get excited. First of all, let's talk about Peppers: he is a fucking beast. I don't care if he half-asses it for 30% of all the downs - that's 7 out of 10 downs where he is destroying people. Alex Brown and Mark Anderson don't exactly strike fear into the hearts of men, people. And now, some video of Peppers ending people's lives: Yum. Let's talk about...

This is an old school basketball move. A little sausage swipe alters the shot and nobody is the wiser. Usually, you fake-poke the junk though... "You're a sick motherfucker Mack..." -KEG