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I don't know about you guys, but this is probably the best thing I've heard all day! Many of our younger readers may not remember this, but the Sox used to be able to hit. The ball. Effectively. Here are the statistics for years that Walker "helped": 2011: .252 BA 2010: .268 BA 2009: .258 BA 2008: .263 BA 2007: .246 BA (worst in the majors) 2006: .280 BA (top 10...a fluke?) 2005: .262 BA 2004: .268 BA 2003: .263 BA 2002: .268 BA The White Sox, despite spending tons of money on hitters every year, failed to crack the top 15 team batting averages more than once in Walker's career as Sox hitting coach. This is a guy who was so bad that Frank Thomas insisted on going back to Walk Hriniak to salvage his swing. With the exception of Paul Konerko, the Sox have not had a consistent .300 hitter since 2003 or earlier. This is a team that has had players come from other teams where they were successful and fail horribly after "adjustments" (Rios, Dunn...etc) and h...

Cutler is a mope Martz has some saggy bitch tits Our offense is bad Matt Forte is good Poor guy don't make no money Still runs like a beast Gabe Carimi, Jew Faking a knee injury For Holiday food? Hope you found those amusing, could use a good laugh after getting beat up by the Packers at home (although this was pretty funny). Now, I'm going to go place another call into Jerry Angelo's office and remind him that nobody likes him. -KEG

For the last time...I TOLD YOU NO ONIONS! Apparently, this may be Ozzie's last night representing the White Sox . The rumor is that the Sox have a deal in the works to send him to the Marlins (where he can be back with some old friends). I, for one, am wondering how we really got this far. Let's all keep in mind: Ozzie is the only living manager to guide the Sox to a World Series victory. That's a hell of a stat for your resume. It's like saying, "Hey, I AM THE ONLY PERSON ALIVE WHO CAN DO THIS." I, frankly, would interview him for pretty much any job if his resume told me he was the only living person capable. Even so, Ozzie hasn't really done much else to get him on the good graces of the South Side brass. He runs his mouth, maintains a Twitter that rips on whoever whenever, tries to do a reality show, has an asshole son who gets himself into trouble, and Ozzie himself is kind of an asshole. Oh, and then there's the questionable decisions. The repea...

Fellow readers, I was recently offered the opportunity to do a giveaway by the fine folks at A&E entertainment. They told me "Hey - would your readers love the opportunity to win some free crap?" and I was all like "Yes I would like --- er, I mean, Yes our readers would like some things." Then they showed up. Let me tell you right now that no human alive needs two copies of "The Minnesota Twins 1991 World Series Collector's Edition" DVD set. Likewise, I could give a flying fuck about "Angels Memories: The Greatest Moments in Angels Baseball History." Do I look like a fucking Angels fan? THIS IS A CHICAGO BLOG. COME ON. But wait, there's more! What about "Magic in Minnesota - Remembering the 1991 World Series Championship?" I REPEAT - I DO NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE TWINS. YOU HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING IN ROUGHLY 20 YEARS. GIVE IT A REST. Oh, and then there's "Baseball's Greatest Games - 1986 World Series, Gam...