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I know we talked about this before, but where the hell are all the good Chicago mascots? Here's a quick rundown of what we have right now: Bulls: Benny the Bull Bears: Staley The Bear (who...?) Blackhawks: Tommy Hawk White Sox: Southpaw (retired?) Cubs: ...Ronnie WooWoo? Seriously, I had to actually think beyond Tommy Hawk and Benny the Bull to get to Southpaw, and even after that it was straight to Wikipedia to figure out the rest of these. Is it that hard to find cheap mascot costumes ? Or discount mascot costumes for that matter? Benny and Tommy are actually pretty kickass, but the rest of these aren't going to cut it. What good is Southpaw with Buerhle gone? Here are some quick new suggestions for the Bears, Sox, and Cubs. Bears : Quarterbear. Appearance: Looks like a real bear, except one arm is in a sling. The other arm has the playbook on it. May or may not be attached to someone annoying from "The Hills" Attitude: Sulks, gets injured right before the playoffs...

Sam Hurd, your talents make football more enjoyable. When you were acquired from the Cowboys, I was so excited. I said to myself, "That guy looked like a playmaker with Romo - imagine what he could do with Cutler!" I had no idea that in addition to playing football, you could also be one of the largest coke dealers in the history of Chicago. I mean, that's just flat-out impressive. Nate Newton's 213 lbs of Mary Jane? Small time. Hurd was apparently looking to buy 5 to 10 kilograms of cocaine per week for distribution in the Chicago-land area. Despite currently looking at 40-years or more in the slammer, I still think I would rather have 60+ year old Hurd's hands than current Hester. Just saying.