savoy076

Crush. Kill. Destroy. You know what time it is boys and girls? It's time for some motherfucking baseball. Normally, I'd be picking up all sorts of interesting tidbits on the news about the Sox and Cubs and I'd probably have some sort of semblance of how our team is shaping up and where to find some gems this season. Instead, I live in New York now and typing " White Sox " in Google returns the question "Are you sure you didn't mean, ' fuck the red sox ?'" Even so, I'm going to do my best to be excited about that other team that wears black and white on their uniforms. Let's take this one step at a time: The Pitching: I'm not even being overly optimistic when I say that the White Sox have one of the top 5 rotations in all of baseball. In terms of sheer expectations, I rank Mark Buerhle as the fifth starter. You think I'm crazy, but look at this: 1. Peavy 2. Jackson 3. Danks 4. Floyd 5. Buerhle That is a fucking filthy rotati...

Incidentally, this is what Kyle Korver's asshole looks like The Bulls just lost to the Hawks? Brian Anderson just got the loss for the Yankees? The Cubs are fighting in the dugout? OK, maybe that last one isn't so weird, but WTF IS GOING ON HERE PEOPLE!?